SUSAN Boyle has landed herself a role on The Simpsons – as fellow Scot Groundskeeper Willie’s new girlfriend.
Details of the episode are yet to be finalised, but it could see 49-year-old Boyle receiving her long-awaited first kiss.
A show insider said: “The idea of Willie and Susan getting together is hilarious.
“Both are Scots and both appear to be in need of company.
“It is a romance made in cartoon heaven.”
Willie is set to use “grease me up, woman” as his chat-up line when approaching the songstress.
She could be just what the unlucky-in-love Scotsman needs, after he once revealed: “Shary Bobbins and I were engaged to be wed back in the old country.
“Then she got her eyesight back.
“Suddenly the ugliest man in Glasgow wasn’t good enough for her.”