A CAR ad has gone viral after the seller described his vehicle as an “absolute parcel of s**t” which will have your children “denying you’re their father”.
Dave Goodwin posted the hilarious advert for his old Saab 93 saloon, which has done 133,000 miles, on Facebook last weekend.
Dave, from Salford, Greater Manchester, also tells prospective buyers that the car – asking price £695 – must have been washed with a brick by its previous owners.
Despite his brutally honest assessment, Dave’s advert has received 31,000 likes on Facebook with over 36,000 shares and comments.
He uploaded an image of his silver Saab 93, with the written advert, which reads: “For sale, this absolute parcel of s**t.
“55 plate Saab 93 diesel, basically a Vectra in a Swedish wig. Has a long MOT, most likely was a bent one.”
Dave, in a passage unlikely to impress female readers, adds: “It’s done similar mileage to your bird at 133,000 miles and it’s got a big towbar on the back so you can pull the fat b***h out of bed in the morning when she won’t make you a brew, the selfish cow.
“Engine and gearbox are good, runs like a smackhead with a stolen Sky box and a block of cheese under his arm and it’s still showing taxed.
“All the lights work as you can see and it looks like the previous owner washed it everyday – with a f*****g brick.”
Dave concludes: “No time wasters, serious buyers only. Ideal cheap family car at £695 if you can handle your wife leaving you for a crackhead on a mountain bike and your kids denying you as their father when you drop them off at school in the pile of s**t. Part exchange welcome.”
Facebook users have been quick to react to the funny advert, although not many have actually come forward with an offer.
Michael Zaverdinos wrote: “Hahaha this is a quality ad.”
Gail Hilton commented: “I so needed to laugh this morning, thank you. I hope you get rid of the b***h.”
Liam Rose wrote: “He’s really sold it to me to be honest.”
Whilst Michaela Smith added: “This is so damn funny.”