MAZING footage shows the moment a very drunk reveller celebrating his 21st birthday hurtles face-first into a pub table – but escapes unscathed.
The clip shows the man vomit as he gets out of a taxi, stagger across the street, and try to lean for support on a flimsy windbreaker outside a bar in Newcastle.
The structure collapses and the man faceplants with a sickening crunch the edge of a table before crashing to the ground.
But instead of smashed teeth, a broken nose and pools of blood, the lad escaped without injury, according to pals.
The party animal, identified only by his last name, Ingram, was celebrating his landmark birthday with friends.
Ingram, from Berwick-upon-Tweed, Northumberland, was so drunk he was being sick on to the pavement before he managed to get out of a taxi.
When a friend lets go, Ingram, dressed in jeans and a grey jumper, stumbles forward and almost breaks out into a run with a grin plastered across his face.
Another friend can be heard laughing hysterically in the background and says: “The bar mans on a whitey!”
Frazer Matthewson posted the footage to Twitter with the caption: “Ingram’s had a good night.”
Speaking yesterday (TUE) Frazer said: “It was his 21st birthday and he just had way too much to drink on a night out in Newcastle.
“He was fine afterwards, don’t worry!”
Social media users were quick to comment on the hilarious video.
Michael Spike Allan said: “Amazing, I’ve watched this at least 86 times! Class.”
Dunnie97_ added: “I can’t stop watching this mun.”
Kenny Mcmillan joked: “Spew coming out his mouth before a sniper takes him out.”
While William Stewart said simply: “A love that laddie.”