Gran warns granddaughter she has “big pointy nipples” in new profile picture


A PLAIN-speaking grandmother has had the internet in stitches after pointing out her granddaughter’s “big pointy nipples” in her latest profile picture.

Mary Simpson, from Whitburn, West Lothian, messaged granddaughter Megan Martin on Facebook to advise her of her fashion faux pas.

Megan, 17, from Blackburn, West Lothian, had recently updated her profile picture to a photo of her posing in a glamourous red dress.

She failed to notice, however, that the dress’s cowl neckline had fallen in a rather risqué fashion.

Megan was shocked by her gran’s observation

Luckily, eagle-eyed Mary was on hand to advise her granddaughter of the embarrassing oversight.

She texted Megan saying: “In your new profile picture the dress makes you look like you have big pointy nipples, the way you’re turning. Much preferred the last one xxx.”

Tesco customer assistant Megan took to Twitter to share her grandmother’s candid message.

She posted a screenshot of the message alongside her new profile picture with the caption: “Thanks gran, never even noticed.”

Mary didn’t hold back in the message

The post, which has clocked up over 5,000 likes online, has had other social media users in hysterics.

@soldcoutiniho said: “It’s a bit high compared to where nipples are, possibly a third nipple?!”

Olivia Edwards commented: “Hahaha no way.”

@amyburtt replied: “It’s the ‘xxx’ at the end, like still love you but you’ve got spikes on your t***.”

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