Tag: monty

John Lewis advert penguin species is a “sex monster”

Deadline News Journalist - November 7, 2014

JOHN Lewis have unwittingly based their heart-warming hit Christmas advert on one of the most sexually depraved creatures in the animal kingdom. The firm’s tear-jerking...

Monty takes a swing at Brits who won’t learn foreign languages

Scottish News

Deadline News Journalist - June 10, 2012

GOLF ace Colin Montgomerie has branded Britain “lazy” for failing to learn foreign languages. Monty said too many people resort to speaking loudly in order...

Legless patron: snake found lurking in bar basement

Scottish News

Deadline News Journalist - March 16, 2012

A ‘QUICK thinking’ bar manager saved a snake from freezing to death after he found it lurking in his basement. JeanYves van de Kieft found...

Hibs and Monty branded "losers"

Deadline News Journalist - January 30, 2009

By Cara Sulieman TWO OF Scotland's finest sporting institutions have been branded "losers" by a Canadian newspaper. And one of them is surprisingly Colin Montgomerie -...

Monty the kitten travels 200 miles

Deadline News Journalist - December 17, 2008

By Cara Sulieman A TINY kitten with itchy feet has arrived in Scotland after a 200-mile journey. The adventurous feline was found hiding in the back...