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“Turn the f****** alarm off!” -Sainsbury’s alarm system such a nuisance it gets it’s own Twitter page

AN ALARM system at a Sainsbury's branch has frustrated local residents so much they have given it it's own Twitter page. The noisy system has...

Curse of the purple burglar alarm hits another tongue-tied Scotsman

THE CURSE of the purple burglar alarm has struck again - much to the annoyance of a frustrated Scotsman. Last year, a hilarious video went...

Nick Nairn sets off fire alarm whilst performing cookery demo for elderly

FIRE crews were called to an assisted living apartment block today - after a top celebrity chef set off the fire alarm. Nick Nairn was...

Hospital “banned” toast following fire alarms

PATIENTS at a Scottish hospital were refused toast because a faulty machine kept setting off the fire alarm. Staff on a ward at Edinburgh’s Western...

Bank alarm set off by a swarm of angry wasps

A SCOTTISH bank has fallen victim to a sting operation - after trying to kill a nest of wasps. The Clydesdale in Haddington, East Lothian,...

Pix: Fire fighters battled blaze above Edinburgh pub

FIFTY fire fighters battled a blaze above an Edinburgh pub. The fire broke out at around 11am today (Wed) between the first floor function suite...

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