SCOTLAND’S meanest Halloween house has been revealed after a brutally explicit note was pinned to the door to stop children knocking.
The letter warned youngsters not to bother because the occupants were suffering a “c*** of a headache”.
And just in case any sweet-toothed children were left in any doubt, it added that the owners are “miserable b******s”.
The note, stuck to the front door of a home in Glasgow, was photographed and shared by Twitter user Graham Fitzpatrick.
He uploaded the picture with the caption: “A weegie’s door tonight!”
The note, which has since been liked and retweeted over 500 times, reads: “Please can you not chap the door.
“I have a c*** of a hangover, my head is splitting and the dog’s constant barking isn’t helping me. Thanks!
“P.S. We don’t have sweets anyway because we are miserable b******s.”
Twitter users were quick to react to the unusual note.
Valerie Boorman was impressed and wrote: “Hahahah brilliant!”
George Eldridge commented: “At least they’re honest.”
James C Adamson said: “Honesty is the best policy.”
Whilst Damian Kilbane was less impressed and added: “I’d be banging the f*** out of the miserable f***’s door. How’s that for a hangover?”