Meanest halloween house in Scotland?

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SCOTLAND’S meanest Halloween house has been revealed after a brutally explicit note was pinned to the door to stop children knocking.

The letter warned youngsters not to bother because the occupants were suffering a “c*** of a headache”.

And just in case any sweet-toothed children were left in any doubt, it added that the owners are “miserable b******s”.

The note, stuck to the front door of a home in Glasgow, was photographed and shared by Twitter user Graham Fitzpatrick.

 

The note meant visitors were left in no uncertain terms that they were not welcome
The note meant visitors were left in no uncertain terms that they were not welcome

 

He uploaded the picture with the caption: “A weegie’s door tonight!”

The note, which has since been liked and retweeted over 500 times, reads: “Please can you not chap the door.

“I have a c*** of a hangover, my head is splitting and the dog’s constant barking isn’t helping me. Thanks!

“P.S. We don’t have sweets anyway because we are miserable b******s.”

Twitter users were quick to react to the unusual note.

Valerie Boorman was impressed and wrote: “Hahahah brilliant!”

George Eldridge commented: “At least they’re honest.”

James C Adamson said: “Honesty is the best policy.”

Whilst Damian Kilbane was less impressed and added: “I’d be banging the f*** out of the miserable f***’s door. How’s that for a hangover?”

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