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Baffled JK Rowling told she “smells like an owl’s neck”

JK ROWLING has been paid the strangest compliment of her life after one of her followers told her she smelled like “an owl’s neck”. The...

JK tells ghoulish fans it’s not OK to discuss her RIP

JK ROWLING has politely asked fans to stop speculating about how they would mark her demise. The 51-year-old shared a meme last night created by...

“I want a large gin.” JK Rowling unveils her new-look website

JK ROWLING has proudly unveiled her new “real and personal” website including a handwritten note saying “I want a large gin”. The award-winning author said...

Rowling claims xenophobes will replace Yo Sushi with British jams

JK ROWLING has attacked xenophobia in modern day Britain by claiming that Yo Sushi could be replaced with a “conveyor belt of British jams.” The...

Rowling defends sale of £6 Potter books containing info free on net

JK Rowling has defended the sale of a £6 series of Harry Potter spin-off ebooks, after readers complained that the material in the books...

JK slams use of her image in write a best seller scheme

JK ROWLING has slammed an internet scheme which uses her picture to help sell aspiring authors the chance to become a bestselling authors in...

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