By Oliver Farrimond
GORDON Ramsay’s hit cooking reality show “Hell’s Kitchen” is to receive the full feature-length DVD treatment – as a PORN film.
The raunchy skin-flick features an actor the hot-tempered Ramsay as he uses his culinary know-how to get sexual favours from diners, critics and a harem of wannabe chefs.
Due to hit the top shelves at the end of June, “This Ain’t Hell’s Kitchen XXX” sees Brit porn star Marcus London take up the iconic apron of the foul-mouthed TV chef.
Marcus – complete with blonde bouffant haircut – is joined by six sexy starlets, who say that Ramsay provides perfect fodder for their saucy send-up.
Kagney Linn Karter, one of the featured girls in the film, said: “Gordon Ramsay is a very dominant man, which I find really sexy.
“There are many housewives who would love to see what’s underneath his apron, and we were able to have a lot of fun with that fantasy in this parody.”
The movie was produced by parody specialists Hustler Video, who have also recently released titles such as “This Ain’t Star Trek XXX” and “The Da Vinci Load 2”.
The plot will be based on the real-life “Hell’s Kitchen” programme, where up-and-coming chefs do battle for the right to run their own restaurant.
And while Ramsay’s four-letter word rants have drawn endless criticism from media watchdogs, he’ll have to go some distance to produce an episode as blue as this.
Other popular TV series to be “porn again” recently by the same video bosses include Gilligan’s Island, Happy Days and The Brady Bunch.
An ITV spokesperson for the genuine “Hell’s Kitchen” declined to comment.