“Stay classy Edinburgh” – Nightclub “evacuated” after reveller POOED on floor


A LEADING Scottish nightclub had to “evacuate” an area of their club – after a reveller pooed on the dancefloor.

Why Not, on Edinburgh’s trendy George Street, reportedly had to clear out their LED room on Saturday night (25th) when a clubber left a defecation on the floor.

Several social media posts claimed that a clubber had defecated in the centre of the room resulting in customers having to be evacuated.

An image also surfaced on Twitter showing a yellow wet floor sign placed next to a brown substance int he club.

The club confirmed there was an “incident” but denied claims that party-goers had to be evacuated from the venue on Saturday night.

However, a clubber who was there has said that the LED room was in fact cleared out.
Ciaran Mckenzie said: “There was a jobby on the floor and yes the LED room did get evacuated.

“Not the whole place but the LED room.”

Posting online, social media users speculated over the alleged defecation on the dance floor.

Lauren Anderson said on Twitter: “Someone taking a s*** on Why Not floor is the funniest/best thing I’ve heard all year.”

Gavin McCarthy said: “Here’s me thinking I had some night. Somebody has woken up to the realisation they done a s*** in the middle of Why Not last night.”

Peter Ingroia said: “Apparently some bird shat herself in Why Not last night. You stay classy Edinburgh.”

Jordan MacFarlane wrote: “Girl takes a s on the floor of Why Not. Sums up a night out in Edinburgh nicely. S***.”

Marco Pelosi added: “Edinburgh’s in meltdown over this s*** in Why Not.”

Euromillions winner Jane Park also posted two tweets about the incident.

She said: “Can not believe c**** were pure getting evacuated last night from led room because someone decided to drop there pants and take a shite like I’m f***** howling.”

She later added: “Some c*** hasn’t just sent me a pic of someone’s pure s*** on the floor like, nah a wanty be sick everywhere.”

A spokeswoman for Why Not was asked about claims a poo had resulted in an evacuation of the LED room.

She said today (tue): “There was no evacuation. There was an incident that happened, but it wasn’t evacuated.

“I can’t say any more than that.”

Why Not is one of Edinburgh’s longest running nightclubs and their website states that they play a range of music styles from RnB to chart, house, dance and club classics.
A complete refurbishment in 2013 saw them become the first club in Scotland to have an LED room.