Mum left in hysterics by “phallic” cocktail sausage discovered by 13-year-old daughter

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Mum Amy was left tickled by the odd-shaped snack. (Image: Amy Smith)

A MUM and daughter have been left in stitches after spotting a raunchy resemblance in an Aldi cocktail sausage.

Amy Smith, 43, bought the £1.69 pack of cocktail sausages from Aldi as part of her 13-year-old daughter’s packed lunch.

The mum-of-three was left in hysterics however, when she saw the “phallic” shape of one of the snacks last Thursday.

The hilarious image shows a small sausage with a bend near the tip and large bulge near the bottom.

A tickled Amy, from Middlesbrough, North Yorkshire, took to Facebook to share the comical snap.

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The rest of the pack were regularly shaped. (Image: Amy Smith)

She posted the photo on 7 September saying: “Aldi, we love your cocktail sausages.”

Facebook users were quick to react to the post finding it very funny.

James Harringfield wrote under the post: “ That little fellow’s seen some action.”

Sharon Williamson said: “Lucky you.”

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Social media users were also left amused by the discovery. (Image: Amy Smith)Consu

Dawn Palazon wrote: “How did you get a picture of my ex?”

Speaking today, Amy said: “Never seen a phallic cocktail sausage before. It looks like a choad.

“ It was my 13 year old who found it. We both laughed.

“She’s eaten the sausage. It was part of her packed lunch. There aren’t any more odd shaped ones.

According to the Urban Dictionary, a “choad” is “slang for a penis that is wider than it is long.”

 
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