A WOMAN posted a picture of her crash-damaged car – claiming it was the universe’s way of stopping her having sex with her ex.
Chloé Langton was driving her Ford Fiesta to her former boyfriend’s house last week, intent on renewing their acquaintanceship.
But the 21-year-old financial administrator ending up having a forceful collision of a very different kind to the one she was anticipating.
Chloé, from Hinckley, Leicestershire, admitted rear-ending another driver on a roundabout.
She posted a picture of her £6k motor showing extensive damage to the front.
She took to Twitter on Saturday, writing: “Started driving to my ex’s house to s**g him and ended up crashing my car.
“That’s one way for the universe to tell me I’m making a mistake.”
Speaking today Chloé said: “When I was driving on Saturday afternoon someone was coming round a roundabout in the lane to the left to come off but they then carried on straight instead.
“There was a car in front of me that went to pull out but then had to break due to the t*** in the wrong lane and when he slammed his breaks on I then went into the back of him.”
Other users were quick to poke fun at Chloé’s timely misfortune.
A user called A.J Aldo wrote: “Least you weren’t rear-ended.”
Chloé replied to this saying: “Well that was the original plan.”
Simon Biker commented: “At least something got f***** today.”
A user called @Jenstokoe added: “The universe works in mysterious ways.”
Layla Jones said: “Imagine his disappointment when you tell him you’ve crashed though.”
A man called Kaine suggested she got “Straight in the Uber.”
Chloé today admitted: “My ex is super-bad for me.
“We’re not romantically involved. I left him but we still sleep together every now and again.”
She added: “The car is fine I’ve just got to sort out paying my excess and it’ll be fixed.
